I'd Rather Be Watching Crime Shows Tee

Ever wish you could skip the awkward office banter and just blurt out, “Honestly, I’d rather be elbows-deep in a murder mystery right now”? Girl, same. We see you scrolling Netflix, already plotting the next crime doc binge—now your tee can say what you’re thinking.

Meet the I’d Rather Be Watching Crime Shows Tee: your new partner-in-comfort for every true crime marathon. This funny shirt isn’t just about what’s on TV—it’s about owning your passion, your downtime, and your unapologetic need for a little suspense. Feel cozy and confident as you let everyone know exactly where your priorities lie (and no, it’s not at that boring brunch invite).

FEATURES & BENEFITS

👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one

💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos)

🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team

🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe

📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute

Picture it: you, this tee, and a fresh playlist of unsolved mysteries. Wear it to your next girls’ night, Netflix binge, or surprise your podcast-loving bestie “just because.” This is the perfect gift for the woman who’d pick Dateline over date night and laughs hardest at her own private in-jokes.

Loved by thousands of women who believe funny is flattering.

Ready to let your tee do the talking? Add this funny favorite to your cart now—because you deserve a shirt that’s as sharp and chic as you are!