If You Were A Cookie You'd Be A Whoreo Tee

If You Were A Cookie You'd Be A Whoreo Tee

Black Heather / S
$29.97
Sale price  $29.97 Regular price  $35.00
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If You Were A Cookie You'd Be A Whoreo Tee

If You Were A Cookie You'd Be A Whoreo Tee

$29.97
Sale price  $29.97 Regular price  $35.00
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  • Made from a premium cotton blend, offering unmatched quality, breathability, and ultimate comfort.
  • Stylishly versatile, pair it with jeans for a casual day out, or layer under a jacket for cooler evenings.
  • Our tee offers a true-to-size fit, available in a wide range of sizes from Small to 3XL, catering to all body types.
  • Features bold, durable print that maintains vibrancy and clarity, even after numerous washes.
  • For lasting charm, machine wash on gentle cycle, use non-chlorine bleach only, and tumble dry low.
Introducing our hilariously cheeky "If You Were A Cookie, You'd Be A Whoreo" t-shirt. This isn’t just a piece of clothing, it's a wearable punchline set to leave your audience in fits of laughter.

Our tee, made from the softest, breathable cotton, ensures an ultra-comfy fit while dishing out its sassy message. Its bold, clear print is a playful jab at the world, guaranteed to sprinkle your day with laughter and amused side-glances.

So, whether you're looking for the perfect ice-breaker at a party, or simply want to put a fun twist on your casual style, this shirt has got you covered. Slide into this tee, and let its audacious humor do the talking. After all, who said you can't mix dessert and sass? Now that's a recipe for deliciously daring fashion!
Size guide LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57

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This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.

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We are committed to ensuring a positive shopping experience for all our customers. If for any reason you wish to return an item, we invite you to reach out to our team for assistance, and we will evaluate every return request with care and consideration.

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