Please Keep Your Distance Unless You're A Dog Tee

Ever wish you could set your boundaries without having to actually say anything? 🙋‍♀️ You know the vibe: you’re in line for coffee when a stranger gets way too chatty—if only they were a golden retriever instead. Ugh, yes! Enter your new favorite funny shirt that does the talking (and a little gentle warning) for you.

Introducing the “Please Keep Your Distance Unless You’re A Dog” Tee—a funny shirt for women who want their wardrobe to wink, nudge, and handle awkward moments with humor. Who knew your top could be this empathetic? Whenever you slip it on, you’ll feel the perfect combo of carefree sass and comfy confidence—because sometimes you just need to let the world know where you stand (and who can come closer).

FEATURES & BENEFITS

👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one

💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos)

🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team

🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe

📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute

Think about tossing this tee on for a girls’ night out, those legendary couch wine-and-whine Zoom calls, or that impromptu Target run where you’d rather bond with fluffy pups than field questions from nosy neighbors. It also makes the perfect gift for your dog-loving sister, your sarcastic bestie, or anyone who loves a little smart humor with their style.

Loved by thousands of women who believe funny is flattering.

Ready to let your tee do the talking? Add this funny favorite to your cart now—because you deserve a shirt that’s as sharp and chic as you are!